Excuse me, sir

Excuse me, sir Upgrades Guide

Upgrades multiply the money you earn per F press or over time. Smart upgrade ordering dramatically shortens the grind before you can afford frequent Crate rolls. Prioritize income before cosmetics.

Money Per Press

Highest

Increases currency earned each time you press F

Buy first — directly speeds all future farming

Auto / Passive Income

High

Generates money without constant input

Strong for AFK sessions if available in shop

Multiplier Boost

High

Global multiplier on all earnings

Stack with per-press upgrades for compound gains

Crate Discount

Medium

Reduces Crate purchase cost

More valuable after base income is stable

Luck Boost

Medium

Improved RNG odds for rare Emotes

Only worth buying once you roll Crates regularly

Steps

  1. 1.Money Per Press upgrades until income feels comfortable
  2. 2.Passive or multiplier upgrades for AFK and burst farming
  3. 3.First Crate rolls once income exceeds Crate cost quickly
  4. 4.Luck or discount upgrades when rolling frequently
  5. 5.Cosmetic or flex upgrades last